*Mr Piggy*

ahhhhh......what a week...anyhow....there is a story i wanna share ... there was this guy..lets call him mr piggy... dun ask me why his called mr piggy... i jus feel like callin him mr piggy... anyway.... still in his early 30s, mr piggy was single and lived a happy life...marriage was never his priority in life, but the thought of settling down one day is there... like every other ordinary guy, he has a 9-5 job and still lives with his parents, jus down the road of Jalan Pendek... (jus felt like making him a mama's boy) ... One day, when he arrived at his office table, a ''private and confidential'' letter sat on it. '''ccciiiiaakkk''' mr piggy ripped open the letter. To his dismay, he was fired. The reasons stated were 1) you are toooo dam @#^@ UGLY...2) you are as lazy as a pig.... 3) Your female colleague find you disgusting and despicable... 4) 99% of the time you talk crap...1 % of the time... you fart... and lastly number 5- YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS!!! Heart broken, mr piggy packed up his belongings and headed straight for the front door, as he fought back his tears.
Step-by-step mr piggy walked backed to his 1965' one door toyota corolla. All hopes crushed, mr piggy reflected back on his sad and sorry life. He thought maybe it was time for a change, a great big change. Motivated and all fired up, mr piggy shouted '' YOU'LL NEVER BRING ME DONW!!!'' at the top of his voice, in the middle of the road. Clearly not being his day, ''BAM!! SKEEEET!!" poor mr piggy was knocked down by an old lady driving a Per-o-2 Kerbau.AS if it wasnt bad enough, the half blinded old lady ran over mr piggy's left foot. Soon after an hour, the ambulance arrived. Mr. piggy was brought to a near by hospital called Hospital No Hope. There, poor Mr piggy was treated and was admitted to ICU. I guess lady luck must have been coming mr piggy's way as the doctors managed to save his foot. After being a potato on the hospital bed for a week, mr piggy was finally released home. * fast forward - he nows a changed person*






The new and improve mr piggy version 1.1, (we will still refer to him as mr piggy) currently lives alone in a apartment in Jalan Lonely. In his 40s now, mr piggy decided to go back to studying and registered himself in a business degree course in a local university. (university's named is not mention for safety reasons) Having white hair sprouting out of his head, mr piggy stood out like a sore thumb among the other young students. However, this didn't bother him, in fact it made him feel younger, 20 years younger. Among the 70 students in his class, he had his eyes set on one, one beautiful girl. She who must not be named was the apple of his eyes, he fell head over heels in love with her as soon as he laid eyes on her. Nothing to lose, he gathered his guts and approached her. For a moment, it seemed the situation had got the better of him, but the new and improved mr piggy snapped out of it and asked her out. To his surprise, she agreed. After getting to know each other, they became good friends,and shared alot with each other. ( the story goes on with both of them enjoying each others company though at times they do fight)
After a while mr piggy began to become a jerk, a BIG BIG jerk. ( we will refer the girl as candy) Although candy treated mr piggy very well, mr piggy always felt he was being neglected by her. With mr piggy being a MORON and a big A-hole, their relationship became pitiful even as friends. Life went on the same for the both of them. One day, mr piggy fell sick and he stayed home. When he received his letters the next day, he was surprised to see candy's name among the rest. It seemed she had written to him asking him about his condition. At that very moment, mr piggy knew he had thought wrongly of candy. After a couple of plasters, they were good friends again. Sad to say, once again this would not last long. Like they say, once an A-hole, always an A-hole. mr piggy did some horrible things to candy, and until this very day, they both still were not in talking terms. Now, everyday when mr piggy wakes up in the morning, he gives himself a big slap, to remind himself how much of an idiot he was. To make matters worse, mr piggy was killed a few years back. All these years, Mr piggy was filled with nothing but guilt, and never had to chance nor the guts to say sorry......... and now..... he will never have the chance again....


why im typing out this ? i got no clue either...jus feel like an 1d1ot now....lolx..nitez...hahahahha