Saturday, July 28, 2007

jus toooo hot......

love at first sight.......


sweet....



wah......



megan fox....


ah.......



weeee...



*drools*...



hot......


Thursday, July 26, 2007

*Mr Piggy*

ahhhhh......what a week...anyhow....there is a story i wanna share ... there was this guy..lets call him mr piggy... dun ask me why his called mr piggy... i jus feel like callin him mr piggy... anyway.... still in his early 30s, mr piggy was single and lived a happy life...marriage was never his priority in life, but the thought of settling down one day is there... like every other ordinary guy, he has a 9-5 job and still lives with his parents, jus down the road of Jalan Pendek... (jus felt like making him a mama's boy) ... One day, when he arrived at his office table, a ''private and confidential'' letter sat on it. '''ccciiiiaakkk''' mr piggy ripped open the letter. To his dismay, he was fired. The reasons stated were 1) you are toooo dam @#^@ UGLY...2) you are as lazy as a pig.... 3) Your female colleague find you disgusting and despicable... 4) 99% of the time you talk crap...1 % of the time... you fart... and lastly number 5- YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS!!! Heart broken, mr piggy packed up his belongings and headed straight for the front door, as he fought back his tears.
Step-by-step mr piggy walked backed to his 1965' one door toyota corolla. All hopes crushed, mr piggy reflected back on his sad and sorry life. He thought maybe it was time for a change, a great big change. Motivated and all fired up, mr piggy shouted '' YOU'LL NEVER BRING ME DONW!!!'' at the top of his voice, in the middle of the road. Clearly not being his day, ''BAM!! SKEEEET!!" poor mr piggy was knocked down by an old lady driving a Per-o-2 Kerbau.AS if it wasnt bad enough, the half blinded old lady ran over mr piggy's left foot. Soon after an hour, the ambulance arrived. Mr. piggy was brought to a near by hospital called Hospital No Hope. There, poor Mr piggy was treated and was admitted to ICU. I guess lady luck must have been coming mr piggy's way as the doctors managed to save his foot. After being a potato on the hospital bed for a week, mr piggy was finally released home. * fast forward - he nows a changed person*






The new and improve mr piggy version 1.1, (we will still refer to him as mr piggy) currently lives alone in a apartment in Jalan Lonely. In his 40s now, mr piggy decided to go back to studying and registered himself in a business degree course in a local university. (university's named is not mention for safety reasons) Having white hair sprouting out of his head, mr piggy stood out like a sore thumb among the other young students. However, this didn't bother him, in fact it made him feel younger, 20 years younger. Among the 70 students in his class, he had his eyes set on one, one beautiful girl. She who must not be named was the apple of his eyes, he fell head over heels in love with her as soon as he laid eyes on her. Nothing to lose, he gathered his guts and approached her. For a moment, it seemed the situation had got the better of him, but the new and improved mr piggy snapped out of it and asked her out. To his surprise, she agreed. After getting to know each other, they became good friends,and shared alot with each other. ( the story goes on with both of them enjoying each others company though at times they do fight)
After a while mr piggy began to become a jerk, a BIG BIG jerk. ( we will refer the girl as candy) Although candy treated mr piggy very well, mr piggy always felt he was being neglected by her. With mr piggy being a MORON and a big A-hole, their relationship became pitiful even as friends. Life went on the same for the both of them. One day, mr piggy fell sick and he stayed home. When he received his letters the next day, he was surprised to see candy's name among the rest. It seemed she had written to him asking him about his condition. At that very moment, mr piggy knew he had thought wrongly of candy. After a couple of plasters, they were good friends again. Sad to say, once again this would not last long. Like they say, once an A-hole, always an A-hole. mr piggy did some horrible things to candy, and until this very day, they both still were not in talking terms. Now, everyday when mr piggy wakes up in the morning, he gives himself a big slap, to remind himself how much of an idiot he was. To make matters worse, mr piggy was killed a few years back. All these years, Mr piggy was filled with nothing but guilt, and never had to chance nor the guts to say sorry......... and now..... he will never have the chance again....


why im typing out this ? i got no clue either...jus feel like an 1d1ot now....lolx..nitez...hahahahha

Friday, July 20, 2007

1 more week to the dumpz....

another week nearer to SPM and trials... why cant another tsunami hit Selangor?!?!?! sigh... how i wished.... can flush down nor Sh1t and other ding dongs down the toilet.... this week was another ordinary week... had subway for lunch yesterday... yum!! hahaha... oh ya and i cooked lunch for my family last Sunday... missed badminton for tuition that day...sigh....gonna miss again this week for the dum dum st.john examination...sigh....



My cooking!!!! (hey..it was good)


20th of July 2007...the day my stupid computer monitor died...yup it KO...kapuut!!... adios... sigh...all it had was rainbow coloured screen.. thx to dad hu smashed it....why!!! why hit the poor,kind,helpful,beautiful, innocent, lifeless. irritating, annoying, stupid lil bastard... actually i oso smash the lil bugger at times...sum how the screen jus turns purples...after a couple of smacks it turns back normal....now...im left with my 10 years old monitor... yup its almost half my age... though the picture isnt very clear... but ive got no choice... NOTE : NEVER BUY LG!!!



MY trusty old monitor



oh ya!! I HATE POPULAR!!! stupid bk store... first it sells books.... (wat a wonderland) second they cheated my money!!!! no!!!!!!!!!! this was the incident... one day i woke up i woke up with the urge to pre order the harry potter 7th book....so.... we decided to go to the popular at ikano....had to pay 50 bucks deposite...so ex!!! after couple of weeks...the newspaper started coming out with discout coupons for kinokuniya....then for mph....they were 30 % discount summore!! and today!!! carrefour and tesco were selling them for 70 bucks!!! and they have free breakfast!!!! man !! wat has become of popular?!?!?!? well i think FOMCA and CAP would like to know bout this.... curse you popular!!!!!!


I"LL GET YOU BACK ONE DAY!!!
ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 13, 2007

another weeeeeeeeek gone by...

well.. its been a while since i last posted... cant help it... jus dun have the time... sigh..
anyway... jus took sum time off my free time to keep my blog active...

so if i was to sum up my week...i would say...it was like a roller coaster?
at times it is as messed up as chang fu's hair... at times it can be as good chocolates...ya...chocolates... ive got a bad bad crave for sweet stuff...sigh....

i cant remember wat happened last week...so i guess i would start from this week...

monday was off to a flyer with good ol perhimpunan.....Nor Sh!t...oh i mean nor sham gave her usual long crappy talk...i guess the only people who listened to her were the teachers...i think...
had free periods for Pjas again...then came bio...Pn Wong was kind enough to show us sum interesting pictures... filled with oestrogen and progesterone.... and by saying so...the testosterones in the class were building up...go figure...lol... then came tuition...physics... had a week off last week...so back to more semiconductors and stuff today... oh ya...and found out...edward inquired for an all females college!! hahaha... i guess with that i'll end the day...

ppl...say hi to mr. tuesdays and his friend mrs wednesday..... now say bye to mr tuesday and mrs wed.... tuesday was a horrid day...FILLED with homework (for me la) and horrible experience....wednesday was the same.... played magic cards durin free period and recess...and to think of it...pre-trials is only two weeks away...sigh...im screwed...had dinner at uncles place at night....cousin was goin back to aus...bought crab from fatty crab... ive been in this world for 17 years...this was my first time eatin fatty crab's crab... sigh... anyway...didnt quite like it...wat makes ppl go back for more is a mystery to me...

finally!! thursday came... FOOTBALL!!!!
hahaha..... it was the day that made edward say.. '' i dun believe this'' hahahaha...
well believe it...KFC...also knows as kiasu FC but better known as KFC got 3rd in the football comp held by our schools footie club...not sayin that we didn deserve it...we did!! played our hearts out... at the back... we were tight....up front... jus awesome.... and we created chances..though we lost in the semis... it could have gone either way... lady luck jus wasnt there...we didn complain as there was still chance for third placing...after watchin sadang winnin their semis...it was our turn... alvin, '' i wan go on stage!!!'' with tat in mind...we played the form 3s...it was as usual...filled with controversy again... anyway... the decision that mattered the most came our way....handball again... learnin our lesson...we continued and managed to score....phew....thought it was goin to be penalties for sure...so i guess that was my thursday...

and friday.. today was quite nice...not much to do in school....only two maths papers...then it was time for kerjaya week...from one pit stop to another.... two and a half hours passed and i didnt realise...constantly asking bout a lvls and sam and all sorts...at least all the hard work did not go down the drain...i managed to finalise wat i want to do...and im quite happy with it...

i guess thats bout wat happened this week... oh wait.. i had this dream... of sumone really important to me... and he was the only one i ever really respected...sumone i truly looked up to... it was both a sad and happy experience i guess ... happy in the sense that i got to see him again.... i really do miss him...anyhow... i would jus like to say... may God bless you anywhere you are....


'' I'll always look to the heavens for you...''


(i''ll post the pics sum other time)