go your own way....

You have to listen to this two...

TAG the rhino!!! ....*inside joke*

a) Answer the questions below, do a Google Image search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, and do it with minimal words of explanation.

b) Tag 5 other people to do the same once you've finished answering every question.

1. The age you'll be on your next birthday:




















2. A place you'd like to travel to:














3. Your favourite place:




















4. Your favourite food:














5. Your favourite pet:



6. Your favourite colour combination:



















7. Your favourite piece of clothing:















8. Your favourite song:

*do i even need to say which song...*




















9. Your favourite TV show:

















































10. First name of your significant other/crush:






















































































11. The town in which you live:




















believe it or not... my town looks like tat....>.<

12. Your screen name/nickname:

the name my friends gave me.... its impossible to find a picture...

13. Your first job:

Never worked...

14. Your dream job:

NO idea...

15. A bad habit you have:

Good boy...no bad habits.. AIYAA lazy find la.. there you go.... bad habit... LAZY!! love u 2...

16. Your worst fear:





















lets jus say.. im glad i aint tat tall...

el pollo loco....

cos if one day you wake up
and find that your missing me
and your heart starts to wonder
were on this earth i could be

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Well.... it has been one of those days where you know everything just wont go right... yup... one of those lousy smousy days... rolling around the bed helplessly till 3 in the mornin... couldnt draw pie chart during maths.. ordered chicken rice... lets say the rice was almost untouched.. the rest of the day was left to my inner conscience to bug the hell out of myself... BUT!! ya YA!! BUT! nothing a few songs cant fix.. yup... a day is always brighter after a few melodious tunes.. lalalala...so if u dun like the way i float... get off my sea...

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Life is all busy busy and stuff but nothin beats the the lame funny moments... hehe...
Had an essay to write last week.. and this is wat a few of us came out with...

TAKE 1

Ah Chong has only 1 ball. One day he boards a plane to Malaysia. He meets on the plane Pamela Anderson, a gorgeous blonde young mother with her equally blonde infant who has a little bit of stubble.

"Hey you ho!" he says. "I did twenty bitches today already. Now you are the twenty-first!"
"Ok make it quick."
"Keep your pests quiet!"
"But I'm a ... MAN!"
"But how did you get your pomelos that round and big?!"
"Well, you have to massage them at the right spots."

TAKE 2

Ah Chong has 2 balls.


TAKE 3

Ah Chong decides to visit his grandmother in Old Klang Road. Since he is in UK, still a virgin, he buys a plane ticket to Malaysia, which cost him 9000 pounds, thus he is now broke.

So he boards the plane on 21 July 2008 at 12:28pm.

He meets a very beautiful blonde woman with many bountiful curves even camels would be jealous of ... and in his mind he begins to sing, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps ...

Ok, I digress.

"Hi, I'm Pamela Anderson," she introduces herself. "This is my baby, Alex Kang Sheng Yi Edwina!"
"Oh, what a beautiful baby!" Ah Chong exclaims. "Can I play with her?"
"Yes, certainly! But be careful ok?"

So he plays with the innocent little baby. They indulge in many rounds of strip poker snap throughout the 14-hour journey.

Ah Chong snaps when it is all over.

"That's it! I never want t play snap with your son ever again!"
"My daughter, you mean."
"Whatever! I have never lost this badly to a baby before!"

Baby Edwina sniffs sadly.

So they depart from the plane and collect their luggage. Pamela waits by the departure lounge.

"How are you going home?" Ah Chong asks.
"Oh! My husband, Kenny Rogers George Bush Tommy Lee Jones is coming to pick me up in his kancil!" she replies.
"Ok. I will wait with you."

So they wait for 10 minutes ...
... 30 minutes ...
... 1 hour ...
... 3 hours ...

"Is he still coming?" Ah Chong asks, worried. He also needs to pee.
"I think so."

So they continue to wait.

"You know, I don't think he's coming."
"You think?"
"... yeah."
"Okay I won't go home without you. Follow me and everything will be alright ..."

When Ah Chong's grandmother, we shall call her Popo, meets Pamela, her eyes light up.

"OOOH CHONG-CHONG AH! Very good catch! Popo very proud of you!" squeals the excited little Popo.

END
(credits to sheng yi for typing it out)

It took us 40 minutes and 3 tries to get it right...lolz...

OH!! oh!! finally .... i got my hands on the illusive jersey... yes... ITS MINE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
after weeks of visiting almost every nike store in the world... It ended up with yi ling's bro buying it for me in england.. and they say ''Malaysia Boleh''.. Boleh tukar perdana to mercedes la... monkeys... anyway... im all smiles...heheehe

*Note to self...always find out the meaning of words before using them*... you see... last week i watched Rush Hour 3... and a lil phrase caught my attention... the way it was pronounced was jus hilarious... imagine going up to this fella and jus blabbering '' EL POLLO LOCO!!! '' -.-'' so couple days back... was chatting with sheng yi and out of desperation... i jus went... EL POLLO LOCO!!
*tulan face reply* k fine.. so yesterday she googled the phrase... and apparently... it means... '' THE CRAZY CHICKEN '' hahahahahahaha...so all these while i've been callin her crazy chicken..lolz...

My friend...sheng yi..hahahahaha

Cheers...

Picture perfect...

see... one day... i had nothing to do... (how often i get to say that)...so i just went exploring through my wife... ( my laptop ) ... and i found a few.... interesting pictures...lolz... have a look...

How often you see vanod all white..

Insides of a giraffe's pie hole..

*no comments*

NOT wat you're thinking..

friend said i looked like 'Po' during his acupuncture...

hair is long laaaaaaa

Sheng with my prefect badge...

Why so serious?

The Dark Knight 2008



Went to watch the summer's number one most anticipated movie of the year yesterday, and all i can say is... 'WoW' ...

To label the movie 'fantastic' , ' awesome' or even ' great ' would be an understatement.. Maybe the word 'oscar' would some it all up perfectly... Mind-Blowing i tell you...

Comic originated movies are usually quite boring as they follow the plot and they always end up with the hero beating the villain to a pulp and posing with his red underwear...Definitely have to give props to the director... Plot was original... really unorthodox... and even... when you thought the movie was over... think again... movie was 2 1/2 hours... but worth every second and every penny...

How often can you say that a movie is worth every penny.. Sigh... Thx to my friend and also mentor, The Joker made my money worth spent... Sadly its the Ledger's last movie, but what a way to sign off... psychotic... demented... sinister... with a perfect laugh... and OMG a disturbing habit he has where he makes weird noises with his lips... and licks them constanly...

outclassed and outdone...

Not taking anything away from bruce...played by christian bale.. Good job i'll say... I'll have to disagree with shu ling's comments on him.... He had the arrogance to play bruce... and he was able to make that freakish voice which is...Batman.. (apparant special ability is to inflict fear into everyone)..

Was a nice surprise to see Harvy ' Two Face' Dent playing a role in the movie..

The only complain i have is... WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CAST MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL AS RACHEL!?!?! Katie Holmes did a great job last round... shes preggers and all now...but couldnt they like get a better female actress... Jessica Alba? Charlize Theron? ring any bells?!? sigh...

after the movie we crashed over at hani's place as she would be leavin... right about now... to her new hometown..sepang...lolz... had to leave after an hour or less cuz the queen had to go ikea to do sum last minute shopping... so we went to williams for dinner...in FIVE cars... suddenly everyone has a car... now its my turn to ask for transport... as I DISLIKE driving... so ppl... its your turn to fetch me around...had smoked duck pasta and passion fruit special... the drink was surprisingly very very very nice...lolz...

Went to chee yip's place after dinner and bunked on his bed... found sum weird white liquid stains on the bed...which he claimed to be liquid paper.. but ofcuz... we will leave it right there.... play Tai ti and then we jus chilled and chat... talked bout 'Dirty at 11.30' and 'Sexy-time' .. lolz.. went back ... and was in bed by 1.30..

Oh ya...had lunch at sushigroove...

adik...oh...adik....

One by one...everyone is leaving....
and now....
its my adik's turn...
what will happen to abang and adik sexy?!?
now ony got abang sexy left.... (good thing though) >.< So... this post is dedicated to my adik Hanisah and only her...



HANISHA!!!!
hottest man utd supporter!!


adik yg suka main kereta mainan...

adikku.... walau kita jauh di mata.... tetapi... kita selalu dekat di hati.... hebatleh....Bm I ! ahaha

ini lagu untuk u.. ( pls wait for the music..haha)

Oily battle...

I'm suppose to be preparing for my ESL tomorrow and complete my chem prac... but... instead... i watched the battle between... Mr. Anwar UZUMAKI and Mr. Sabery UCHIHA..
and boy...what a good use (waste) of my time...

here we go...

doesnt Mr. Uzumaki look like chang fu?

hahahahah...long lost brother..haha

MR. Uchiha

Anyway.. after spending an hour infront of the tv... i realised that... Mr Uzumaki... like... naruto himself... only has limited usage of jutsu (words)...

1) ORANG MISKIN BEBAN!!
2) BOCOR!! RASUAH!!
3) PETROL MENAIKI DENGAN MENDADAK!!

On the other side of the stage... (oh ya... the debate...was like any other school debate...ahaha... stage and everythin....funny).. stands Mr. Uchiha, who i believed made no relevant points. all he did was hentam Mr. Uzumaki for his history and stuff..sigh...

Where we malaysians stand?

Blur and lost... ''tulan''

my comments? ... " Malaysia Boleh!!''

the monkey of mankind is back....

Its been a while...
a very longggggggggg while...
wait for the new facelift....
surgery under way...
cheers mates!! here's a lil sumthin for ya'll.. enjoy...
BETTER ENJOY!!
(especially to all S3 ppl)